1. How did this snack puff get in my ponytail?
2. We do NOT eat napkins!
3. Thank you for that spit up on my shoulder, it is exactly what I was looking for to complete this outfit.
4. How did you get stuck under the rungs of that chair?
5. How did this snack puff get into your diaper?
6. Can I pleeeease go grocery shopping alone?
7. I would love it if you would stop rubbing your green beans all over your face and arms.
8. Please stop eating leaves.
9. The remote control is not a teething toy!
10. What the heck was I doing with my life before you got here? <3
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